You should see just how worthless

this litle girl is. She is sprawled out in the fat armchair watching the NASCAR Craftsman Truck race... her little paws are flexing and kneading the edge of the arm, and Mark Martin is in front. I think she's secretly a fan of his, since Ricky Rudd retired last season.

the nose knows...

Mommy's nose is cold. Like mine. But hers is dry. What's up with that?

Why is Mommy not playing with me?

She's all bundled up with her jammy pants, Kureyon yarn and her laptop computer. I should be her laptop computer. I'm bored! And it looks like it's going to snow.
Do I look like I need to be petted? I think so.

*pfffftht*

Man.
Her Majesty was a bitch yesterday! I was trying to play with her when John & I got home from work but she was mad cranky all evening, so I dumped a pile of catnip on her and left her alone.

Needless to say, she is talking to me again this morning. LOL